I was 13 and was taught never to masturbate. I did, twice, but tried very hard not to. My balls felt so full. It was becoming very difficult to.
Here are our ten favorite stories of masturbation gone wrong from . Apparently the sound of my head slamming against the toilet woke her up.
I was taking a long pee on the private toilet at my work and I looked down at my visible parts and I was like well hmm this is.
Maybe I was missing out on all the benefits masturbation could bring. Maybe a quick self-love sesh in the toilets could make me more creative.